the cosmolinguist ([personal profile] cosmolinguist) wrote2025-05-28 09:21 pm

This is what happens when we go to the gym unsupervised

I can never remember which one's "adductor" and which one's "abductor," but now one of those is the machine in the gym that's for practicing to crush a watermelon between your thighs, and I think after I described it thusly to him tonight, that's what [personal profile] diffrentcolours and I are gonna be calling it from now on.

After that I started explaining all the machines in terms of watermelons. "This one's lifting watermelons, this one's punching watermelons..."

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Ha ha ha ha.

[personal profile] jesse_the_k 2025-05-28 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)

The only pair I can reliably remember is prone/supine, because when s*UP*ine I'm looking UP.

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Re: Ha ha ha ha.

[personal profile] forests_of_fire 2025-05-28 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember abduction as "pushing away" because the b and d are in opposite directions.
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[personal profile] jesse_the_k 2025-05-29 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)

I dont love that this useful jargon is so hard to remember that we all develop workarounds!

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Re: Ha ha ha ha.

[personal profile] sonia 2025-05-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good way to remember!

For hand positions, supination is holding a cup of soup, and pronation is prone to spill it. I still have to recite that to myself to find the right word.

For abduction/adduction, I remember that abducting someone is taking them away, so the abductors take the leg out/away. If I ever start going to the gym, I would have to start with something smaller like grapefruits, but I love that you're metaphorically slinging watermelons around, [personal profile] cosmolinguist!
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[personal profile] otter 2025-05-29 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I look forward to the next time we get to hang out in person :)
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[personal profile] cmcmck 2025-05-29 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
+++ MELON +++ MELON +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

:o)