Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness

After our buffet dinner, I said "...I actually think I might have had slightly too much cheese?"

D narrowed his eyes at me. "Who are you and what have you done with Erik?"

I held up a finger and said "I got him an all-inclusive holiday!"

"All inclusive cheese!" D said, and I agreed! I'd had two small drinks, that's fine, but really it was all the cheese that's the real self-care at this point!