Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness

I've spent way too much of my day fighting with my laptop, trying to get it to do things like "change the system font" and "let me use the space bar." That last one isn't a mechanical problem; the space bar will work as shortcuts in various programs. It just won't let me put spaces between words!

So I'm typing this on my phone, which still isn't holding a charge. Technology is wonderful isn't it.