Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness

I forgot the word for zipper so I said "jacket teeth."

And the thing is, this happened in a dream. And I woke up and wrote down that previous sentence because I knew if I didn't I would forget it, and I didn't want to do that.

And then I fell asleep again and woke up again and saw this and was so surprised (I was right, I would've forgotten it otherwise!) and amused by it.