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the butterfly meme: person labeled "literally everyone" asks "is this a linguist?" and the butterfly is labeled "speaks all the languages"

It's been so long since the first season of Strange New Worlds that I forget that now Star Trek has Linguistbabble in the same way it has Technobabble.

"It's an obscure dialect, but I can work out the syntax..."

I wish I could be a science-ficitony linguist, where you just hear or see some language and stare into the middle distance for the briefest of moments, maybe mutter to yourself slightly, and then you speak unfaltering full sentences, in perfect idiomatic English, which probably further the plot in a dramatic way.

(And, as a friend of mine pointed out when I complained about this, the sentences often rhyme! In English!)

There's a tumblr screenshot I'll never find again that does a great job of depicting what linguists are actually like. I think they're deciphering some archeological inscription in this case and it's all mumbling and ellipses and "the-man-he-walks-to...wait, this language doesn't distinguish verbs and adjectives does it...this word means 'thousand'...unless it's 'cake'..."

Basically, if you do a month of Duolingo and then try to read a newspaper in that language, it should feel more like that.

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Date: 2023-06-16 01:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] conuly
(And, as a friend of mine pointed out when I complained about this, the sentences often rhyme! In English!)

And they all have the same puns we do!

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Date: 2023-06-16 08:56 am (UTC)
liv: alternating calligraphed and modern letters (letters)
From: [personal profile] liv
Did you see Arrival? A large chunk of the plot is about how understanding alien language is actually incredibly hard. They also put thought into the idea that assumptions based on human languages (even as far as you can generalize) would not be applicable for actual aliens.

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Date: 2023-06-16 10:17 am (UTC)
sfred: Fred wearing a hat in front of a trans flag (Default)
From: [personal profile] sfred
I loved that (story and film).

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Date: 2023-06-17 10:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] momentsmusicaux
My linguistbabble annoyance is Darmok. Which I love as an episode, but how does language acquisition work with that species? To be able to speak in metaphor, you need to first know what the individual words mean!

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Date: 2023-06-26 06:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] conuly
I could sort of understand it if we handwaved this as "They do have an everyday language, but for silly plot reasons unbreakable cultural convention, Important Stuff is always done with their Ritual Story Reference Language" but even then -

a. If you have a unit which means "okay, we're going to go through a shared experience and then be friends" why the heck wouldn't the UT translate it thusly instead of all that Darmok gibberish and

b. Sure, I can see why you might be super referential when talking about Big Important Stuff, but do these people never have a need to say "Ugh, that went down the wrong way?" or "It's your turn to change the baby's diaper" or "My neighbor is a jerk" or "I got a great deal on exotic luxury goods, party at my house"? (Or do those all have stories attached to them as well?)

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Date: 2023-06-18 09:07 pm (UTC)
silveradept: A kodama with a trombone. The trombone is playing music, even though it is held in a rest position (Default)
From: [personal profile] silveradept
If we have terrible with our own languages, even when we get lucky and someone left us a translation key somewhere, a completely alien language and it's own referents would be fantastically difficult to achieve without serious computing power and a willing and patient alien to tell us when our LLMs were spitting out at least plausible-sounding things.

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